driving stoned used to be the only time i drove the speed limit. seemed like the same song lasted an hour and you ass dragged the ground. it made me drive like old people.
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Cigars...Cigarettes...Cigars...Cigarettes
by prophecor inregulars or menthols?
full flavor or lights?
kings or extra longs?
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Not The Administrator!!!!!!!!
by Legolas innot the administrator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am so sorry if i missed your first post!!!!!!!!!!
i really feel bad.
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didn't see this one. hello glad to be here i wrote a acceptance speech somewhere giving credit to those who helped me become what i am today, or maybe its to blame all the people thats helped me or maybe i was just rambaling on because the voices cant type very good and get confused alot.
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Cigars...Cigarettes...Cigars...Cigarettes
by prophecor inregulars or menthols?
full flavor or lights?
kings or extra longs?
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is that why your named krystal?
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Cigars...Cigarettes...Cigars...Cigarettes
by prophecor inregulars or menthols?
full flavor or lights?
kings or extra longs?
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marlboro lights in a box. and i like to put ice in my waterbong. makes me feel funny for some reason
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A belated welcome to "not the administrator"...
by under74 in.
i saw you whining on pele's thread about how you never got a hello so i thought i'd start a welcome thread for you.
so, tell us a little about yourself...
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by getting asked to leave i meant getting df 'd. if they wont talk to you wont look at you and talk about you behind your back you get the feeling you should of put a little more in the contribution box while everyone was looking.
when you have to stay late after a meeting and so does 3 top elders and when it happens a couple times in a row unfortunately it doesn't take a collage education to figure out you went and did some fun stuff around some not fun people. then the simple minded people can only think that you have killed raped and stole something and you are going to die soon so they leave you alone and get nervous when you try to talk to them.
Ive been out in service alot and know the feeling that the homeowner wants you to get the hell out of his yard but doesn't cuss you because you got a 8 year old with you. you can tell when your not wanted when your not offered any help when your not offered any friendship that its time to go.
as far as the unbelievable i was kind of waiting for a topic called "did anyone go buck f-ing wild when they left?" or "if there is a hell who else is sure their going?" when i left i felt like it was only right to check out the things that i wasn't allowed to do while baptized that way if i ever did go back i could say been there tried it wouldn't recommend it. I'm sure you all know thats theres alot you cant do as a witness so it took me a while to check a bunch off the list and some i had to try 5 or 6 times just to make sure id get a proper reading.
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A belated welcome to "not the administrator"...
by under74 in.
i saw you whining on pele's thread about how you never got a hello so i thought i'd start a welcome thread for you.
so, tell us a little about yourself...
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i remember that show. it was a tradition to throw their mother in laws off a cliff after they got so old so it wouldn't slow the herd down and i think the daughter was a slut or something. wonder if they were related to barney.
does anyone know whats gong on with mars next month? i herd it was suppose to be as big as the moon or something. wondering how many people were going to drink some kool aid or something
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A belated welcome to "not the administrator"...
by under74 in.
i saw you whining on pele's thread about how you never got a hello so i thought i'd start a welcome thread for you.
so, tell us a little about yourself...
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thank you, thank you glad to be here. first of all i would like to thank my elders for their wisdom in making me leave the jws, as also i would like to thank the congregation for the many cold shoulders given to me prior to the df' ing letting me know what it was like before it happened. if not for these people i wouldn't of had the privilege of being here.
i would also like to thank my family for giving me the opportunity to find out the facts of life by myself. if i hadn't of been totally ignored after i left then i wouldn't of had the great opportunity to find things out on my own.
i would like to thank the pretty sisters at the hall for helping my puberty kick in early as they were always willing to to try and marry at an early age and didn't care to sneak out at night and confess it in the morning.
i would like to thank all the worldly people that helped me turn my attention to the important things in life the things that helped them when they were bord like drugs, alot of sex and of coarse bar hoping and a total disrespect for any law enforcement.
i would also like to thank all the sluts that i have dated. they helped me realize that it was ok to sleep with your boyfriends friends, steal your money and the fine art of lying so good that you believed them over all your friends.
most of all i would like to thank myself for showing restraint in the ass beatings that i would of loved to of handed out to such a loving group of people.
good to be here and thanks for the hello. i might of gotting a better welcome if my first post hadnt of been about sex and if i had chosen a better name than administator which was changed for me to not the administrator. it ruined my plans of taking over this place and shattered my god complex. thanks for making me humble.
born in, baptized at 14 was asked to leave around 18. was an aux. pioneer number 4s carried the mike nothing special. lifes been a rollercoaster many stories sum sad some not to happy and some unbelivable.
glad to be here.
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Allow myself to introduce....myself
by pele38 ini must say, i never thought that i would see the day when i would find a site about disillusioned (mostly) jehovah's witnesses, but low and behold...one truly exists.
first let me start off by saying thank you to the creators of this site, and i'll have you know that i've been lurking for several days now and i am just finding the time to finally log on.
i've been a member of the borg for over 20 years now, been baptised for about 14 of those years and now i find myself in the most unusual of places.
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damn i didnt even get a hello but ill throw you one. hello this place is most interesting for sure
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Questions You Could NEVER Ask Your Elders
by minimus injwd is great for giving us the opportunity to ask questions and get answers to things that you could never ask in a kingdom hall.
what are some questions that are simply taboo amongst the "friends"?
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whats the cances of maybe just letting this one slide?
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Pictures from SAD
by RichieRich inwith a theme like "pay attention to how you listen", today's sad was anything but good.. due to low batteries, i only got the real "money shots".
none of me (although i looked damn good!
) so condolences to damselfly.. .
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i got in trouble for wearing a lucero skateboard shit when i got dunked. it has a big red cross on it with lucero wrote backwards. i was only 14 and did it at the district convention in Tenn. i had to turn it inside out while i was in line. i got alot more i cant believe you wore that than hey congratulation.